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General Bike Stuff / Re: Current Rides
« Last post by HEATZ on January 16, 2018, 08:40:05 AM »
You've still got a shed full then Heatz 8)

yep :) ive cut down a few as changed jobs so dont get as much garage time anymore but still tinker as much as possible
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Shite / Re: Jokes section
« Last post by Froudy on January 15, 2018, 09:00:16 PM »
Trump, Family Tree...

Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.

She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.  Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: *“Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.”*

So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus.                                                                                                   

Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent this response back.

*Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.  Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.”*

Now THAT is how it's done, Folks, in politics!
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Shite / Re: Jokes section
« Last post by Froudy on January 15, 2018, 08:59:07 PM »
85 Year Old...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm sample as part of his physical examination.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked the wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the women next door an she tried too, first with both hands, then her armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yes, none of us could get the jar open."
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General Bike Stuff / Re: forums like a ghost ship
« Last post by RFdemon on January 15, 2018, 12:52:50 PM »
Hopefully people will get fed up wit facebook and realise how useless it is for forum type stuff and come back. But that will probably take a long time if at all :(

We can only hope mate.
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General Bike Stuff / Re: forums like a ghost ship
« Last post by Froudy on January 13, 2018, 09:36:19 AM »
Sadly Sheps, I can't see that happening >:(
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General Bike Stuff / Re: forums like a ghost ship
« Last post by Sheps on January 12, 2018, 08:41:44 PM »
Hopefully people will get fed up wit facebook and realise how useless it is for forum type stuff and come back. But that will probably take a long time if at all :(
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General Bike Stuff / Re: forums like a ghost ship
« Last post by RFdemon on January 10, 2018, 09:35:46 AM »
It's died mate..Everyone seems to have jumped ship and spend all their time on Facebook or elsewhere :(

same goes for my own zxrworld forum, facebook has taken over everyones lives and noone has time for forums anymore.

Sad, but true!  :( :( :(
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General Bike Stuff / Re: Happy New Year
« Last post by RFdemon on January 10, 2018, 09:30:01 AM »
Been away in warmer climes but I'm back now so this is reeeeaally late but HNY one and all!
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Shite / Re: Jokes section
« Last post by Froudy on January 09, 2018, 05:34:11 PM »
A Happy Life?

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
 
He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest
 
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
    or you could end up dead like me.     
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General Bike Stuff / Re: Current Rides
« Last post by Sheps on January 07, 2018, 04:55:58 PM »
These are mine,
Black 1 is my 91 FZR1000 EXUP

Blue 1 is my Thundercat, undergoing a rebuild just now. Pics will follow soon

Then my ZXR750J2 im doing up. Pics to come as more gets done.

Then not an actual an actual pic of mine (dont have one) but Ive got a Metal Malarky frame as in the pic to do something with

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