Two Birds With One ZXR!
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:40 pm
I was just thraping it down the dual carriageway when up ahead in my lane I saw two birds sat pecking at something dead.
Two cars passed then in the right hand lane, so I thought they'd fly off before I got to them. They didn't.
I slammed the brakes on just as they both took flight, and tried to avoid them both by going through the middle, but *SPLAT*
Not only did I go straight through the dead thing, but also hit both the damn birds at about 120mph!
EWWWW!!!!!!
I eased the speed down, weaving a bit to see if anything had broken or would fall off, had a quick look down to see if I was covered in guts, and waited for the stench of frying guts to come off my radiator and downpipes...
As it turns out, I can't see any mess and don't appear to have any red on me.
You should have seen the look on the receptionists face when I asked her if I was covered in guts, though!
R.I.P. retarded little not-quite-so-flyey-now dudes!
Two cars passed then in the right hand lane, so I thought they'd fly off before I got to them. They didn't.
I slammed the brakes on just as they both took flight, and tried to avoid them both by going through the middle, but *SPLAT*
Not only did I go straight through the dead thing, but also hit both the damn birds at about 120mph!
EWWWW!!!!!!
I eased the speed down, weaving a bit to see if anything had broken or would fall off, had a quick look down to see if I was covered in guts, and waited for the stench of frying guts to come off my radiator and downpipes...
As it turns out, I can't see any mess and don't appear to have any red on me.
You should have seen the look on the receptionists face when I asked her if I was covered in guts, though!
R.I.P. retarded little not-quite-so-flyey-now dudes!
