Foul language will not be tolerated

Post by **Jamz** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:14 pm

About -ing time!

Bunch of Sweary Mary's.

mycallsevern · Post by **mycallsevern** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:25 pm

deviant wrote:
mycallsevern wrote:the law that says you are only aloud to go round a round-about 3 times
what law?

Apparently there is a law saying you are only allowed to go around a round-about 3 times.

Post by **gubbs** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:52 pm

mycallsevern wrote: Apparently there is a law saying you are only allowed to go around a round-about 3 times.

What if its an emergency?!

Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:55 am

mycallsevern wrote:
Apparently there is a law saying you are only allowed to go around a round-about 3 times.

someone's having you on.

it's not in the highway code

Post by **masterofinsanity** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:46 am

someone mentioned this on yahoo answers about stupid laws and all the replies said it was a load of bull.

mycallsevern · Post by **mycallsevern** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:52 am

Brilliant I'm off to cruise around the nearest round-about as much as I can. Hopefully without falling off this time!

Post by **Jamz** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:09 pm

masterofinsanity wrote:someone mentioned this on yahoo answers about stupid laws and all the replies said it was a load of bull.

I used to believe it, but now I think about it, it's more likely to be because if the Police watch someone drive around an island more than twice, there's obviously something up with them, and circulating an island creates a potential traffic hazard, so they'd almost certainly pull you over.

If you're knee-down and/or racing, you're gonna get pulled for taht wherever you are!

Hark at me being all sensible?!

sic1181 · Post by **sic1181** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:12 pm

not many topics ever stay on topic do they? lol

Post by **Jamz** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:44 pm

f*** off and mind your own business, you cock-nosed Camel-wig!

There - were back!

billy big skid · Post by **billy big skid** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:03 am

On the performance bikes website it changes swear words to other words. For instance call somebody a Camel and it will change it to gent.

This has led to use of phrases like "cheers mate you are a gent" being used a lot.

Post by **masterofinsanity** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:08 am

i did think of that but then the sentence has a complete new meaning, at least if the asterisks replace some of the letters you still know what the word is but its less offensive.

Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:40 am

billy big skid wrote:On the performance bikes website it changes swear words to other words. For instance call somebody a c*nt and it will change it to gent.

This has led to use of phrases like "cheers mate you are a gent" being used a lot.

it's quite funny, particularly since you have no idea whether they have typed gent or c***.

I think that's the only one they censor.

Post by **masterofinsanity** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:56 am

maybe i should change them to animals so you're a c*nt changes to you're a giraffe or summat now that would be funny?

Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:15 am

do it

Post by **Jamz** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:18 pm

If you want any help with 'inventive' substitutions, I'd be happy to lend my sick little mind?

www.zxrworld.co.uk

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