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Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:44 pm
by Jamz
[RANT ON]

What in the cock-nosed blue-balled f*** is going on??

This last Saturday - that's the 7th November - I went into a shop and to my horror realised they were playing Christmas music!!!

I've been trying to ignore the displays of Christmas stuff in shops since the middle of October when they were out alongside the Halloween stuff, but this was just the last straw for me!

IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU SAD CUNTS!!!

f*** off with your Christmas cards and tinsel and faggot-assed reindeer in scarves and die!

I hate Christmas music even for a week before December 25th. Why? Because it's the same 40 piss-stinking cuntish songs again and again and again and again every single giraffe year!

I've heard them!

"Oh, but they put people in a Christmassy mood, Jamz!"

Do I sound fucking 'Christmassy' to you???

And I have to put up with this toad for nearly three months of the year now?

WHAT THE f*** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


[RANT OFF]

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:10 pm
by RedexRobB
fucking scrooge you!

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:23 pm
by Jamz
RedexRobB wrote:fucking scrooge you!
Bah - come back in a month! :smt013

(and I'll still be the same! :smt016 )

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:10 pm
by cargo
Absolutely 100% argree with you Jamz.............

Hate it with a passion......take a look at all that junk in the shops look closely...............it will say Made in China...................now theres a county that knows how to celebrate christmas...................selling junk to stupid people.......................


It's nothing but a massive con trick

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:16 pm
by diesel
f*** yea. christmas is a fucking joke. ill have no kids here this year so i wont have turkey, xmas trees or decs. ill have a fucking pot noodle before heading to the pub xmas day and getting wankered. twice.

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:54 pm
by Jamz
I'm not against Christmas itself - as long as it lasts a maximum of 2 weeks and I don't have to hear any shitty music!

Buying presents is a total con, though, and if I had my way I'd buy myself something and not miss the tat I get given. Highlights include a digital Sudoku (?!?) game and a set of Simpsons pyjamas. I always HATED maths and that was 17 years ago since I had to do it, and I haven't worn -ing pyjamas since I was 5!!! :smt013

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:40 am
by Vard66
Jamz. There are times when I love you.


This is one of them.

Believe me when I say it's worse having to tollerate the same from the point of view of someone working in any place that has to actually play them.

The Christmas songs that Greene King sent to the Red Lion just were... well, they're just evil.
Over and over, but not just the normal Christmas songs.

Covers, remixes.

I broke the player twice, deliberately.

Who would believe, they don't like actually having mulled spiced wine poured into them, piping hot.

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:11 am
by CaNsA
I hear ya matey. I wake up to the radio every vmorning and for the past 2 weeks there has been the same cunting advert for Chrimbo toad.
"Get a Garmin" its the worse thing in the world, it makes me want to beat my missus to death with the radio alarm clock.

cunting chrimbo

Re: Merry Christmas! (F.O.A.D.)

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:43 am
by RedexRobB
Vard66 wrote:Jamz. There are times when I love you.


This is one of them.

Believe me when I say it's worse having to tollerate the same from the point of view of someone working in any place that has to actually play them.

The Christmas songs that Greene King sent to the Red Lion just were... well, they're just evil.
That is one very valid point, as a shopper they change quite regularly, but working in the same place playing them over and over and over and over and over and over, i can sympathise with that. I worked in a shoe shop last summe and they had thier array of unlicenced CD's which after a 10 hour shift you were ready to kill someone. Sometimes we used to just jurn it off. One day the deputy manager brought in his own stack of CD's, if trading standards came in, well, it woulda been handy the fact he was gay............