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I'm sure you've all seen the adverts for the latest, greatest mascara?

Greatest because it makes your eyelashes look thicker and longer and presumably less like a half-sucked Mint Humbug that fell out of your mouth and rolled under the couch.

I dread to think of what these super-duper new-volumising-brush-shaped-like-a-cancer-cell products actually cost, but I should imagine it's well over £2.98!

Now, I know women are a bit, well... stupid when it comes to beauty products, but haven't any of you stopped and had a think about it all?

Allow me to switch the big light on for you:

NOBODY EVER LOOKED AT A WOMAN AND THOUGHT "WOW, HER EYELASHES ARE REALLY SHORT AND THIN - I WOULDN'T PUT MY WILLY ANYWHERE NEAR THAT!"

Nor will it stop a man falling in love with you, if you're the more ghey, idealistic type of woman.

And sticking false eyelashes on???

A couple of weeks ago I was forced into watching whatever crap that Jordan slapper is on these days, and to my ever-growing horror she was banging on about usually wearing FOUR sets of false lashes and didn't want to go for the more natural look of just two sets.

*blinks a few times*

Is it just yet another example of women going by what other women think men find attractive rather than what the men REALLY think?

Or is it just because all you women are, and pardon me if this is a bit rude, stark raving -ing mental?!?

Nothing quite like a Jamz rant to make a man smile in the morning........classic and ssoooooooooooooooooooo true

I love the ads for face slap that say it will give you a natural look ? ? ? ? ............WTF is that all about

Oh and girls with slap..................sorry all it does is make me think what are you hiding.............................. a pizza face ?............... under all that muck

lol my cousin put on her facebook the other day about her new god knows how many layers of lashes

masterofinsanity wrote:lol my cousin put on her facebook the other day about her new god knows how many layers of lashes

LOL! Whyyyyyyyyyy????

You should see 1/2 the trogs from round by me, They look like they've put there "slap" on with a fecking shotgun!!!!


How the feck is this attractive?