We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!

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We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!

Post by Jamz »

The rest of the title should read: “So Stop Putting Your Fucking High-Viz Vest On The Parcel Shelf!”.

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And here starts my rant…

I’m sure we’ve all seen it. You’re driving down the motorway when suddenly brake lights come on in front of you, because there’s some Tit-Head sat in the middle lane at 60mph with a high visibility vest on full display on the rear parcel shelf.

WHY?!?!

“Ooh, look at me! I’m a High-Viz Wanker!”

Yes, yes you are! And well done for getting hold of a high-viz vest.

So which exact type of High-Viz Camel are you? Builder? Security Guard? Lollypop -ing Lady???

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You’re a twat!

I know WHY you do it – it’s because you think in your tiny little deluded and self-important mind that it makes you look like you’re a Police Officer, and so all the nasty drivers won’t overtake you or drive too closely to your shitty 1992 Rover Vitesse.

Well go shove your head up a dead badgers ass!

You know the only people who DON’T put their high-viz vest for all to see?

It’s the fucking Police!

Next time I see your idiotic ass with a high viz vest on display, I will ram you off the giraffe road, set your car on fire, and piss on your burning eyeballs.

Stop being a big glowing retard and stop fucking doing it!!

Cunts.

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Post by Mori Man »

:pmsl

You need to get laid matey & ease some of that pressure :smt005

Compulsary bike licence before car licence will soon sort the :wanker 's out :smt003

Also get rid of a toad load of "school run moms " too :excited
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Mori Man wrote::pmsl

You need to get laid matey & ease some of that pressure :smt005

Compulsary bike licence before car licence will soon sort the :wanker 's out :smt003

Also get rid of a toad load of "school run moms " too :excited
Well the obvious cure there is to give ME teh school run mums and I'll keep them off the roads! :smt002 :smt003
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Nuthin wrong with a fit MILF matey :smt003
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school run's!!! :smt013 i drive to work at 3:30 everyday bang next to a school they park on the blind bend's in he middle of the road then when i come down with my loud exhaust i look criminal and when they nearly swipe ya reversing out you get the dirtys! i forgive most because there just plain old milf ;) some gilf
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Post by petchickens »

:smt005 hahahaha i thought i had road rage mate i work on the rail way so wear full oranges but jesus why would i want to show them off when you look a Camel in them anyway and its the arseholes who fool for it as if the poilce are going around in a clapped-out banger with a 3 quid hi vis in the back

next time you go by them just show them the middle finger and kick the wing mirrior off for being a fake son of a bitch :wanker :smt005 :smt005
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