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The rest of the title should read: “So Stop Putting Your Fucking High-Viz Vest On The Parcel Shelf!”.



And here starts my rant…

I’m sure we’ve all seen it. You’re driving down the motorway when suddenly brake lights come on in front of you, because there’s some Tit-Head sat in the middle lane at 60mph with a high visibility vest on full display on the rear parcel shelf.

WHY?!?!

“Ooh, look at me! I’m a High-Viz Wanker!”

Yes, yes you are! And well done for getting hold of a high-viz vest.

So which exact type of High-Viz Camel are you? Builder? Security Guard? Lollypop -ing Lady???



You’re a twat!

I know WHY you do it – it’s because you think in your tiny little deluded and self-important mind that it makes you look like you’re a Police Officer, and so all the nasty drivers won’t overtake you or drive too closely to your shitty 1992 Rover Vitesse.

Well go shove your head up a dead badgers ass!

You know the only people who DON’T put their high-viz vest for all to see?

It’s the fucking Police!

Next time I see your idiotic ass with a high viz vest on display, I will ram you off the giraffe road, set your car on fire, and piss on your burning eyeballs.

Stop being a big glowing retard and stop fucking doing it!!

Cunts.

You need to get laid matey & ease some of that pressure

Compulsary bike licence before car licence will soon sort the :wanker 's out

Also get rid of a toad load of "school run moms " too

Mori Man wrote:

You need to get laid matey & ease some of that pressure

Compulsary bike licence before car licence will soon sort the :wanker 's out

Also get rid of a toad load of "school run moms " too

Well the obvious cure there is to give ME teh school run mums and I'll keep them off the roads!

Nuthin wrong with a fit MILF matey

school run's!!! :smt013 i drive to work at 3:30 everyday bang next to a school they park on the blind bend's in he middle of the road then when i come down with my loud exhaust i look criminal and when they nearly swipe ya reversing out you get the dirtys! i forgive most because there just plain old milf some gilf

hahahaha i thought i had road rage mate i work on the rail way so wear full oranges but jesus why would i want to show them off when you look a Camel in them anyway and its the arseholes who fool for it as if the poilce are going around in a clapped-out banger with a 3 quid hi vis in the back

next time you go by them just show them the middle finger and kick the wing mirrior off for being a fake son of a bitch :wanker