'uckin toerags !
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:57 am
Some fecker made off with the gen cover from the ZRX 
Now, I might of understood if it were a BEET or some piece of unobtanim but no - just a standard cover.
Was it new, nope - undamged , yes but with paint worn of the edges from polishing it !
They even took the SS bolts !!
So the wee scrote who took it must have crashed his and damaged the casing - no doubt has some trip planned for the summer break which is now (ancestor season) and knows that they cant get factory parts until the 25th as I have just found out :smt013
Being in a completely pissed off mood as I have now bought wire ropes, locks and alarms for the first time ever :smt013 :smt013 , just before this a freakin Honda toppled onto my ZXR and took out both sides of the bike as it fell off its sidestand. My pristine panels aint so pristine and are now plastic welded
:smt013
So ZRX out of commission until the 25th and the ZXR worse for wear I spent the weeknd getting it repaired , as of yesterday thats it all buttoned up again and useable.
So last night relaxing having a few beers to chill the summer heat away the local Bokuza decided they would come and annoy the toad out of us - so I decided to go and annoy the toad out of them back
Running down our drive to the main road with baseball bat over the shoulder I could see I wasn't going to make it in time to catch the bike so I launched the bat at full tilt and it made full contact with rear passenger
Instantly I headed for the bat as not to give them time to stop up and grab it for themselves , as I got half way acroos the road I realise another seven bikes were still to come and heading rapidly my way
Not knowing really what to do I picked up the bat and started running towards them yeilding the bat, the next two that went past got clobbered and by this time the rest were making a wide berth and it made it diffucult for me to single them out one by one (they had been staggered before this) As I desperately made a swing for the last one past me I headed back towards our drive for a car to go pass me with another four of them inside shouting some hard ass crap at me :wanker
So eight bikes all with passengers and another four in a car made 20 people and not one of the fucks stopped up and challenged me - what utter cocks ! :wanker
Once they had scarpered off it all went quite again , in my running about one of my sandals had come off - yup brandashing a bat in shorts n sandals is like real menacing
So as I picked it up I noticed a fed had been watching - not sure how much of it he saw but he got an ear full
" About time you cunts got off your fat arses and done something about this - next time will be bloodshed " (Most likely mine ) to which he shuffled off back into the station :wanker
Around 30mins later they got their brave boots back on and headed down our main road now avoiding our side road - yeah really hard of them
2hrs later they had managed to scratch enough of the fuckin louts out of their beds and come even more mob handed (around 3:30am) but maybe that fed had listened and a police chase ensued - not that they do f*** all
So today Mr Molotove will be joining Mr Bat and together they have some strategical strike points should they avoid one road they will fall into a rain of fire - should they man up into my road its going to put the London riots to shame
Better make sure I have a box of bluebells handy ! Car reg is blacked out incase I have to get evil on them and mow the fuckers down :smt013 
:smt013
So thats my hot summer madness this week
Top tip, dont throw something full tilt running down hill while drunk - you find the laws of gravity kick in and you end up with gravel rash on your knees. On the plus side it kicks the adrenalin in real quick and your ready to chant " inta mea ya bass " at oncoming retards on fecked up bikes !
MM!
Now, I might of understood if it were a BEET or some piece of unobtanim but no - just a standard cover.
Was it new, nope - undamged , yes but with paint worn of the edges from polishing it !
They even took the SS bolts !!
So the wee scrote who took it must have crashed his and damaged the casing - no doubt has some trip planned for the summer break which is now (ancestor season) and knows that they cant get factory parts until the 25th as I have just found out :smt013
Being in a completely pissed off mood as I have now bought wire ropes, locks and alarms for the first time ever :smt013 :smt013 , just before this a freakin Honda toppled onto my ZXR and took out both sides of the bike as it fell off its sidestand. My pristine panels aint so pristine and are now plastic welded
:smt013 So ZRX out of commission until the 25th and the ZXR worse for wear I spent the weeknd getting it repaired , as of yesterday thats it all buttoned up again and useable.
So last night relaxing having a few beers to chill the summer heat away the local Bokuza decided they would come and annoy the toad out of us - so I decided to go and annoy the toad out of them back
Running down our drive to the main road with baseball bat over the shoulder I could see I wasn't going to make it in time to catch the bike so I launched the bat at full tilt and it made full contact with rear passenger
Instantly I headed for the bat as not to give them time to stop up and grab it for themselves , as I got half way acroos the road I realise another seven bikes were still to come and heading rapidly my way
Not knowing really what to do I picked up the bat and started running towards them yeilding the bat, the next two that went past got clobbered and by this time the rest were making a wide berth and it made it diffucult for me to single them out one by one (they had been staggered before this) As I desperately made a swing for the last one past me I headed back towards our drive for a car to go pass me with another four of them inside shouting some hard ass crap at me :wanker
So eight bikes all with passengers and another four in a car made 20 people and not one of the fucks stopped up and challenged me - what utter cocks ! :wanker
Once they had scarpered off it all went quite again , in my running about one of my sandals had come off - yup brandashing a bat in shorts n sandals is like real menacing
So as I picked it up I noticed a fed had been watching - not sure how much of it he saw but he got an ear full" About time you cunts got off your fat arses and done something about this - next time will be bloodshed " (Most likely mine
) to which he shuffled off back into the station :wanker Around 30mins later they got their brave boots back on and headed down our main road now avoiding our side road - yeah really hard of them
2hrs later they had managed to scratch enough of the fuckin louts out of their beds and come even more mob handed (around 3:30am) but maybe that fed had listened and a police chase ensued - not that they do f*** all
So today Mr Molotove will be joining Mr Bat and together they have some strategical strike points should they avoid one road they will fall into a rain of fire - should they man up into my road its going to put the London riots to shame
Better make sure I have a box of bluebells handy ! Car reg is blacked out incase I have to get evil on them and mow the fuckers down :smt013 :smt013 So thats my hot summer madness this week
Top tip, dont throw something full tilt running down hill while drunk - you find the laws of gravity kick in and you end up with gravel rash on your knees. On the plus side it kicks the adrenalin in real quick and your ready to chant " inta mea ya bass " at oncoming retards on fecked up bikes !
MM!
