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Have you ever been lay in bed, just on that knife edge between being awake and falling asleep, and you feel your lazily slip between your teeth, and then YOUR TEETH CLAMP TOGETHER!!!

ARGHHHHH!!!

What the f***???

Who gave my damn jaw permission to chomp my almost in half? I certainly bloody well didn't!

It's like you're aware of the moving, and then have absolutely no control over the instinct to chomp. Like a bad dream.

The pain soon wakes you up, and then you can look forward to having a few ulcers on your by the next day. I wonder if anyone has bitten their right off like this? It seems possible, because it's not just some little nibble – it's a full power shark attack!

This actually happened to me a few nights ago for the first time in about a year.

I wonder if this is how people are said to eat s in their sleep? Although I found out the other day that all this "You eat 4 s a year on average" type stuff is bullocks. You CAN eat s in your sleep, but it's very rare, and the chances are you've never done it. Having said that, some unlucky bugger must have…

Imagine brushing your teeth and spitting out a few big hairy legs?

With one of my ex's, I had a few problems sometimes when I slept with her. I'd have my arms around her, and in much the same way as the involuntary chomping, I'd feel my finger curl up, digging my nail into her skin like some Evil monkey's paw!

I'd feel myself doing it, but couldn't stop it. Then she'd scream and pull my hand off her. I know I shouldn't find it funny, but I do! Hehehe! I'd wake up laughing, too!

Maybe something has taken over my body, but is only strong enough to gain full control when I'm asleep?

If that is the case, today could be the day it has it's wicked way, because I am knackered to death! I woke this morning feeling like I had just left the pub. Did I get any sleep at all, or was I too busy eating myself in my sleep?

Meh, I dunno. But I'm struggling to get through the day, that's for sure!

Have any of you ever damaged yourself or others in your sleep?

Ermmm NA!
sounds a touch strange to me when i sleep i sleep iv never slept with my hangin past my teeth either? althoe sometimes i get the odd muscle spasm in my leg an it kicks out like a jump when someone scares you. it seems that you just have a fiendishly evil streak to you

i had the same thing were id be sleeping with my arm around my ex holding her lady lumps then would squeze them...what she didnt like, i used the same excuse "i cant control myself", well i guess thats true attualy

as for the trying to eat yourself bit...cant say i've done it

Oh no!!!

Help me! I'm trying to get myself!!!

That's funny cos my boyfriend squeezes my lady lumps while asleep, but I don't mind.

I've accidentally elbowed him in the nuts enough times in my sleep for it to be an equal sleep harassment thing.

the girlfriend talks in her sleep alot. generally she just talks shite stuff that dont make sense but sometimes she thinks shes driving the car coz when i tell her to shut up she says i cant im driving. weired really

reminds me of the old simpsons episode.


" Cant sleep, Jamz will eat me "