Cyber Sexxx

[Jamz]

You may have seen some of these featuring 'BloodNinja' doing the rounds. I don't know if those are staged, but a few years ago I got something of a name for myself doing similar things! This is one of many personal 'whispers' from an MSN chatroom and is 100% real and this is a cut and paste from the original conversation...


juicyfruitybeauty : how bigs ur cock?

MrFiction : around 5"

MrFiction : maybe 6

juicyfruitybeauty : nice

MrFiction : ty

juicyfruitybeauty : slurp slurp

MrFiction : i ride big fast superbikes to make up for it

juicyfruitybeauty : i bet u no wot do with it

MrFiction : oh yes

juicyfruitybeauty : mmm

MrFiction : umm... the bike or my dick?

juicyfruitybeauty : ur dick

juicyfruitybeauty : fuk the bike

MrFiction : oh ok yes

MrFiction : of course

juicyfruitybeauty : mmm

MrFiction : do you want m to like..... do anything with it right now??

juicyfruitybeauty : do u want 2 ?

MrFiction : i don't know

MrFiction : it's never a bad thing, is it?

juicyfruitybeauty : do u..

juicyfruitybeauty : its natural

MrFiction : it depends what you have in mind

juicyfruitybeauty : how old baby ?

MrFiction : no - i don't have any kids

juicyfruitybeauty : ?

MrFiction : because i'm too young i think

juicyfruitybeauty : how old r u

MrFiction : 27

juicyfruitybeauty : mmmm

MrFiction : i get quite cheap insurance at that age

MrFiction : oh sorry - not about bikes?

MrFiction : right, anyway

juicyfruitybeauty : u eva fuked on ur bike ?

MrFiction : yes

MrFiction : would you like to?

juicyfruitybeauty : hav u

MrFiction : yes

juicyfruitybeauty : wot did u do

MrFiction : well i'd sit you on the tank facing me, then you slowly slide forwards as i slip inside you....

juicyfruitybeauty : mm

MrFiction : so we both have control - me holding you and the bike upright as you control the pace and how deep i am inside you....

juicyfruitybeauty : ur leathers still on

juicyfruitybeauty : cock peepin thru

MrFiction : i'd prefer the term "standing proud"

MrFiction : sounds bigger then

juicyfruitybeauty : yeh

juicyfruitybeauty : ur cock standin proud

MrFiction : yeah baby

juicyfruitybeauty : black leather around it

MrFiction : say it again

juicyfruitybeauty : just waitin 4 me sit on it

MrFiction : real slowly at first.....

juicyfruitybeauty : clawin ur leathers with my nails

juicyfruitybeauty : as i staddle yer

MrFiction : arching your back as i pull you onto me

MrFiction : and i bite the side of your neck

juicyfruitybeauty : legs over handlebars

MrFiction : no - you'd have to face the other way, really

juicyfruitybeauty : o

MrFiction : i did say that

juicyfruitybeauty : y ?

MrFiction : listen

juicyfruitybeauty :

MrFiction : how heavy are you??

juicyfruitybeauty : really heavy y ?

MrFiction : cause it's an aluminium tank and it dents easily

MrFiction : oh, no - that would never do then

MrFiction : come on - back inside

MrFiction : lets get you on solid ground

juicyfruitybeauty : wot about ur love makin ?

juicyfruitybeauty :

MrFiction : we can still do it

juicyfruitybeauty : but on terra firma ?

MrFiction : just somewhere more, err.... stable

juicyfruitybeauty : im gutted

MrFiction : not the horse kind either - one of you would be enough for them

MrFiction : no offence

juicyfruitybeauty : wot ?

MrFiction : it's ok - maybe someday i'll get a huge belly and have to buy a Harley - that'd take the weight ok

juicyfruitybeauty :

juicyfruitybeauty : i dont think ur takin this love makin seriously

MrFiction : well i was - but that tank costs £500 to replace

MrFiction : i haven't got money to spend all willy-nilly

juicyfruitybeauty : arnt i worth more than that ?

juicyfruitybeauty :

MrFiction : i'm not sure yet - we haven't even had sex

MrFiction : come on - upstairs

MrFiction : *takes your hand

juicyfruitybeauty : im pissed off now

MrFiction : oh FINE.

MrFiction : i'll just watch TV then shall i??

juicyfruitybeauty : ive got a headache

MrFiction : let you think about what you did

juicyfruitybeauty : so i wont be going anywhere

MrFiction : fine.

MrFiction : *folds his arms*

juicyfruitybeauty : go play on your ps2 and leave me alone

MrFiction : well i'm going down the pub then

MrFiction : i'll be back late

MrFiction : don't wait up

juicyfruitybeauty : dont come back at all

juicyfruitybeauty : i wont, as i know the bolts are on

MrFiction : oh - like THAT is it??

juicyfruitybeauty : and youll be sleeping outside

juicyfruitybeauty : job done

MrFiction : fine.

juicyfruitybeauty : i never liked you anyway

MrFiction : i might come back sometime tomorrow afternoon

MrFiction : to get my stuff

MrFiction : or i might not

juicyfruitybeauty : dont, as i'll have moved your brother in

juicyfruitybeauty : and you crying only ever pissed me off

MrFiction : well good for you - that barmaid still likes me anyway

MrFiction : i might stop at hers

juicyfruitybeauty : she will, do the biggest tipper in town

juicyfruitybeauty : shes paid to talk to you

MrFiction : good - it's not me who pays

MrFiction : my brother has VD by the way

MrFiction : goodnight.

8MrFiction has left the conversation.

[RedexRobB]

PMSL!!

That bit about the tank!

[rene]

lol its amazing you've not got 8 wifes with them lines!

[Rob636]

Reminds me of what i use to get upto, or kinda still get upto lol