Cyber Sexxx
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:56 pm
You may have seen some of these featuring 'BloodNinja' doing the rounds. I don't know if those are staged, but a few years ago I got something of a name for myself doing similar things! This is one of many personal 'whispers' from an MSN chatroom and is 100% real and this is a cut and paste from the original conversation...
juicyfruitybeauty : how bigs ur cock?
MrFiction : around 5"
MrFiction : maybe 6
juicyfruitybeauty : nice
MrFiction : ty
juicyfruitybeauty : slurp slurp
MrFiction : i ride big fast superbikes to make up for it
juicyfruitybeauty : i bet u no wot do with it
MrFiction : oh yes
juicyfruitybeauty : mmm
MrFiction : umm... the bike or my dick?
juicyfruitybeauty : ur dick
juicyfruitybeauty : fuk the bike
MrFiction : oh ok yes
MrFiction : of course
juicyfruitybeauty : mmm
MrFiction : do you want m to like..... do anything with it right now??
juicyfruitybeauty : do u want 2 ?
MrFiction : i don't know
MrFiction : it's never a bad thing, is it?
juicyfruitybeauty : do u..
juicyfruitybeauty : its natural
MrFiction : it depends what you have in mind
juicyfruitybeauty : how old baby ?
MrFiction : no - i don't have any kids
juicyfruitybeauty : ?
MrFiction : because i'm too young i think
juicyfruitybeauty : how old r u
MrFiction : 27
juicyfruitybeauty : mmmm
MrFiction : i get quite cheap insurance at that age
MrFiction : oh sorry - not about bikes?
MrFiction : right, anyway
juicyfruitybeauty : u eva fuked on ur bike ?
MrFiction : yes
MrFiction : would you like to?
juicyfruitybeauty : hav u
MrFiction : yes
juicyfruitybeauty : wot did u do
MrFiction : well i'd sit you on the tank facing me, then you slowly slide forwards as i slip inside you....
juicyfruitybeauty : mm
MrFiction : so we both have control - me holding you and the bike upright as you control the pace and how deep i am inside you....
juicyfruitybeauty : ur leathers still on
juicyfruitybeauty : cock peepin thru
MrFiction : i'd prefer the term "standing proud"
MrFiction : sounds bigger then
juicyfruitybeauty : yeh
juicyfruitybeauty : ur cock standin proud
MrFiction : yeah baby
juicyfruitybeauty : black leather around it
MrFiction : say it again
juicyfruitybeauty : just waitin 4 me sit on it
MrFiction : real slowly at first.....
juicyfruitybeauty : clawin ur leathers with my nails
juicyfruitybeauty : as i staddle yer
MrFiction : arching your back as i pull you onto me
MrFiction : and i bite the side of your neck
juicyfruitybeauty : legs over handlebars
MrFiction : no - you'd have to face the other way, really
juicyfruitybeauty : o
MrFiction : i did say that
juicyfruitybeauty : y ?
MrFiction : listen
juicyfruitybeauty :
MrFiction : how heavy are you??
juicyfruitybeauty : really heavy y ?
MrFiction : cause it's an aluminium tank and it dents easily
MrFiction : oh, no - that would never do then
MrFiction : come on - back inside
MrFiction : lets get you on solid ground
juicyfruitybeauty : wot about ur love makin ?
juicyfruitybeauty :
MrFiction : we can still do it
juicyfruitybeauty : but on terra firma ?
MrFiction : just somewhere more, err.... stable
juicyfruitybeauty : im gutted
MrFiction : not the horse kind either - one of you would be enough for them
MrFiction : no offence
juicyfruitybeauty : wot ?
MrFiction : it's ok - maybe someday i'll get a huge belly and have to buy a Harley - that'd take the weight ok
juicyfruitybeauty :
juicyfruitybeauty : i dont think ur takin this love makin seriously
MrFiction : well i was - but that tank costs £500 to replace
MrFiction : i haven't got money to spend all willy-nilly
juicyfruitybeauty : arnt i worth more than that ?
juicyfruitybeauty :
MrFiction : i'm not sure yet - we haven't even had sex
MrFiction : come on - upstairs
MrFiction : *takes your hand
juicyfruitybeauty : im pissed off now
MrFiction : oh FINE.
MrFiction : i'll just watch TV then shall i??
juicyfruitybeauty : ive got a headache
MrFiction : let you think about what you did
juicyfruitybeauty : so i wont be going anywhere
MrFiction : fine.
MrFiction : *folds his arms*
juicyfruitybeauty : go play on your ps2 and leave me alone
MrFiction : well i'm going down the pub then
MrFiction : i'll be back late
MrFiction : don't wait up
juicyfruitybeauty : dont come back at all
juicyfruitybeauty : i wont, as i know the bolts are on
MrFiction : oh - like THAT is it??
juicyfruitybeauty : and youll be sleeping outside
juicyfruitybeauty : job done
MrFiction : fine.
juicyfruitybeauty : i never liked you anyway
MrFiction : i might come back sometime tomorrow afternoon
MrFiction : to get my stuff
MrFiction : or i might not
juicyfruitybeauty : dont, as i'll have moved your brother in
juicyfruitybeauty : and you crying only ever pissed me off
MrFiction : well good for you - that barmaid still likes me anyway
MrFiction : i might stop at hers
juicyfruitybeauty : she will, do the biggest tipper in town
juicyfruitybeauty : shes paid to talk to you
MrFiction : good - it's not me who pays
MrFiction : my brother has VD by the way
MrFiction : goodnight.
8MrFiction has left the conversation.
juicyfruitybeauty : how bigs ur cock?
MrFiction : around 5"
MrFiction : maybe 6
juicyfruitybeauty : nice
MrFiction : ty
juicyfruitybeauty : slurp slurp
MrFiction : i ride big fast superbikes to make up for it
juicyfruitybeauty : i bet u no wot do with it
MrFiction : oh yes
juicyfruitybeauty : mmm
MrFiction : umm... the bike or my dick?
juicyfruitybeauty : ur dick
juicyfruitybeauty : fuk the bike
MrFiction : oh ok yes
MrFiction : of course
juicyfruitybeauty : mmm
MrFiction : do you want m to like..... do anything with it right now??
juicyfruitybeauty : do u want 2 ?
MrFiction : i don't know
MrFiction : it's never a bad thing, is it?
juicyfruitybeauty : do u..
juicyfruitybeauty : its natural
MrFiction : it depends what you have in mind
juicyfruitybeauty : how old baby ?
MrFiction : no - i don't have any kids
juicyfruitybeauty : ?
MrFiction : because i'm too young i think
juicyfruitybeauty : how old r u
MrFiction : 27
juicyfruitybeauty : mmmm
MrFiction : i get quite cheap insurance at that age
MrFiction : oh sorry - not about bikes?
MrFiction : right, anyway
juicyfruitybeauty : u eva fuked on ur bike ?
MrFiction : yes
MrFiction : would you like to?
juicyfruitybeauty : hav u
MrFiction : yes
juicyfruitybeauty : wot did u do
MrFiction : well i'd sit you on the tank facing me, then you slowly slide forwards as i slip inside you....
juicyfruitybeauty : mm
MrFiction : so we both have control - me holding you and the bike upright as you control the pace and how deep i am inside you....
juicyfruitybeauty : ur leathers still on
juicyfruitybeauty : cock peepin thru
MrFiction : i'd prefer the term "standing proud"
MrFiction : sounds bigger then
juicyfruitybeauty : yeh
juicyfruitybeauty : ur cock standin proud
MrFiction : yeah baby
juicyfruitybeauty : black leather around it
MrFiction : say it again
juicyfruitybeauty : just waitin 4 me sit on it
MrFiction : real slowly at first.....
juicyfruitybeauty : clawin ur leathers with my nails
juicyfruitybeauty : as i staddle yer
MrFiction : arching your back as i pull you onto me
MrFiction : and i bite the side of your neck
juicyfruitybeauty : legs over handlebars
MrFiction : no - you'd have to face the other way, really
juicyfruitybeauty : o
MrFiction : i did say that
juicyfruitybeauty : y ?
MrFiction : listen
juicyfruitybeauty :
MrFiction : how heavy are you??
juicyfruitybeauty : really heavy y ?
MrFiction : cause it's an aluminium tank and it dents easily
MrFiction : oh, no - that would never do then
MrFiction : come on - back inside
MrFiction : lets get you on solid ground
juicyfruitybeauty : wot about ur love makin ?
juicyfruitybeauty :
MrFiction : we can still do it
juicyfruitybeauty : but on terra firma ?
MrFiction : just somewhere more, err.... stable
juicyfruitybeauty : im gutted
MrFiction : not the horse kind either - one of you would be enough for them
MrFiction : no offence
juicyfruitybeauty : wot ?
MrFiction : it's ok - maybe someday i'll get a huge belly and have to buy a Harley - that'd take the weight ok
juicyfruitybeauty :
juicyfruitybeauty : i dont think ur takin this love makin seriously
MrFiction : well i was - but that tank costs £500 to replace
MrFiction : i haven't got money to spend all willy-nilly
juicyfruitybeauty : arnt i worth more than that ?
juicyfruitybeauty :
MrFiction : i'm not sure yet - we haven't even had sex
MrFiction : come on - upstairs
MrFiction : *takes your hand
juicyfruitybeauty : im pissed off now
MrFiction : oh FINE.
MrFiction : i'll just watch TV then shall i??
juicyfruitybeauty : ive got a headache
MrFiction : let you think about what you did
juicyfruitybeauty : so i wont be going anywhere
MrFiction : fine.
MrFiction : *folds his arms*
juicyfruitybeauty : go play on your ps2 and leave me alone
MrFiction : well i'm going down the pub then
MrFiction : i'll be back late
MrFiction : don't wait up
juicyfruitybeauty : dont come back at all
juicyfruitybeauty : i wont, as i know the bolts are on
MrFiction : oh - like THAT is it??
juicyfruitybeauty : and youll be sleeping outside
juicyfruitybeauty : job done
MrFiction : fine.
juicyfruitybeauty : i never liked you anyway
MrFiction : i might come back sometime tomorrow afternoon
MrFiction : to get my stuff
MrFiction : or i might not
juicyfruitybeauty : dont, as i'll have moved your brother in
juicyfruitybeauty : and you crying only ever pissed me off
MrFiction : well good for you - that barmaid still likes me anyway
MrFiction : i might stop at hers
juicyfruitybeauty : she will, do the biggest tipper in town
juicyfruitybeauty : shes paid to talk to you
MrFiction : good - it's not me who pays
MrFiction : my brother has VD by the way
MrFiction : goodnight.
8MrFiction has left the conversation.
