Porn. I Mean Come On. ( no pun intended )

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Ok. We all know the internet is the means to find all sorts of weird and wonderful porn. Midget porn is great fun. Id love to do a midget, their small hands would make my cock look big.

Ive seen loads of toad, quite literally and just a note to those that do that, food goes in the mouth and poo comes outta t'other end. preferably into a toilet and not into your gaping chops. Loving the nutty brown smile tho :)

anyway, me, im a fairly standard porn lover. I do have a penchant for the larger ladies. ( thats fat bitches to the uncouth ) I love me chub.

Anyway, there i was gazing at porn etc, volume down( cos we all know the most sensitive part of a mans body when he's having a skunk is his ears, so he can hear when the wife is coming ) kleenez at the ready, you get the idea. Anyhoo , i found a chubby 3some. GREAT me-thinks. nice blond bird in slutty underwear giving it some. ( this is amateur porn btw so no title ) after a while she brings in another bird and matey boy plows said beastie. Looked nice, short skirt, stockings, suspenders etc.
Now they go at it while i "look" on, and im open minded to a degree,a small one mind u, and im a proud straight butch man who eats thistles and drinks piss. im hard me see ;)

so imagine me surprise when said chubster funk removes itself from matey boy doin it from behind, rolls onto its back and then, the piece de resistance, the chubs of my wanking fantasy proceeds to get sucked off.SUCKED OFF. a huge fucking tool bein slurped by other chubby babe.

OH MY F UCKING GOD. WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT. the title didnt mention 2 blokes and a bird. even viagra couldnt have kept it up after that. who are these tools who write the titles. i spent ages " observing " that. exxxx. im gonna set up a porn site and teach these mongrels how to do titles. assholes. put me right off my sausage sandwiches.

oh, and the video was dark so thats my excuse.

not a rant as such,but a go at pornsite hosts i guess. fuckers.
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its even worse when you belive it to be a women only to find out mid stroke its some tranny bitch.

Even even worse when its on in the virtual world (lucky i havent made this mistake!)
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:pmsl

Its funny cos its true!

Have to say thats never happened to me, im sure id remember if it had.

As for chubby porn, and although she is a dirty girl, look no further than Monique L'Amour :smt007
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Cant do chubby porn..................done a fair bit of chubby and megga fuggly reality..........................never again.

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Jenna Haze is chuby, right? :smt017
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Jamz wrote:Jenna Haze is chuby, right? :smt017
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first time visit to the jamz section...... may be the last haha :ffs
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gotta release them inner demons. ( then clean it up with a kleenex )
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xlr8_07 wrote:first time visit to the jamz section...... may be the last haha :ffs
First time and you head straight for the thread with 'Porn' in the title!

I'll be watching you! :smt018
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Jamz wrote:First time and you head straight for the thread with 'Porn' in the title!

I'll be watching you! :smt018

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