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what would you do to get revenge on someone that pisses you off? little simple pranks that could cause soo much frustration or full blown out war??

been sorely tempted to grass on someone i know for driving with no insurance/licence etc.... really temtped...... :smt013 it just pisses me off when people dont play by the law in that way :wanker

ermmm oh and a confession, once grassed on my ex for drink driving....he got pulled too... served him right!!

A good old fashioned egging


Lindaloo I would not like to get on the wrong side of u

A good one it so fill brown paper bags with talcum powder wrap it in gaffa tape and hide it in their boot, ring the police and say uve just seen em loading suspicious packages into a car and watch em get pulled n toad em selves

saka_ZXR wrote:A good one it so fill brown paper bags with talcum powder wrap it in gaffa tape and hide it in their boot, ring the police and say uve just seen em loading suspicious packages into a car and watch em get pulled n toad em selves

Lmao

Tie a fish onto the car or van exhaust pipe stinks like hell

Or a selction of cable ties on a van drive shaft the noise from the lose ends hitting the bottm of the van makes em think there is something seriously wrong


Near the seaside ?..................when it's dark throw bread...................lots of it... onto the roof of vans, camper vans or caravans.................in the morning when the sun comes up seagulls arrive for a feed.................very very noisy

I just piss in thier bath

how did i miss this thread. well........................................ lets go.

1. piss in the sponge and dont wring it out.
2. stick their toothbrush up my butt
3. dog toad under the car door handles.
4. chilli seeds in underwear.
5. f*** their sister then go home, f*** yer bird. making sure she has sucked u off first. preferably her sister up the shitter.
6. mum is sweeter. trust me
7. txting someone off the mobile asking for casual sex/calling them racist names is funny. for me.
8. wanking in soup was good one.
9. as was grating a viagra on their food.
10. spitting in hot chocolate.
11. pissing down the side of a fishtank , over the white carpet, and laughing as i did it. must fucking stink now.
12. shitting in a carrier bag and hiding it in the spare room.
13. cutting chunks out of hair as they sleep.
14. spraying wd40 on the leather car seats.
15. in my mini, asking them to sort the stereo out , they lean forward as its under the dash, jab the brakes quickly, then piss yourself as they smack into the dash. i still laugh thinking bout it now.
16. shag your brothers wife. after all, he was fucking mine for years.
17. put small bangers in yer mums fags. now that was a classy trick.

think ive said enough for now. i love revenge.

Heh.

4, 8, 9 and 17 made me LOL.