The rest of the title should read: “So Stop Putting Your Fucking High-Viz Vest On The Parcel Shelf!â€.
And here starts my rant…
I’m sure we’ve all seen it. You’re driving down the motorway when suddenly brake lights come on in front of you, because there’s some Tit-Head sat in the middle lane at 60mph with a high visibility vest on full display on the rear parcel shelf.
WHY?!?!
“Ooh, look at me! I’m a High-Viz Wanker!â€
Yes, yes you are! And well done for getting hold of a high-viz vest.
So which exact type of High-Viz Camel are you? Builder? Security Guard? Lollypop -ing Lady???
You’re a twat!
I know WHY you do it – it’s because you think in your tiny little deluded and self-important mind that it makes you look like you’re a Police Officer, and so all the nasty drivers won’t overtake you or drive too closely to your shitty 1992 Rover Vitesse.
Well go shove your head up a dead badgers ass!
You know the only people who DON’T put their high-viz vest for all to see?
It’s the fucking Police!
Next time I see your idiotic ass with a high viz vest on display, I will ram you off the giraffe road, set your car on fire, and piss on your burning eyeballs.
Stop being a big glowing retard and stop fucking doing it!!
Cunts.
We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
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Re: We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
You need to get laid matey & ease some of that pressure
Compulsary bike licence before car licence will soon sort the :wanker 's out
Also get rid of a toad load of "school run moms " too
Nothing worse than having an H and not being able to scratch it !
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Re: We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
Well the obvious cure there is to give ME teh school run mums and I'll keep them off the roads!Mori Man wrote:
You need to get laid matey & ease some of that pressure
Compulsary bike licence before car licence will soon sort the :wanker 's out
Also get rid of a toad load of "school run moms " too
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Re: We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
Nuthin wrong with a fit MILF matey
Nothing worse than having an H and not being able to scratch it !
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Re: We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
school run's!!! :smt013 i drive to work at 3:30 everyday bang next to a school they park on the blind bend's in he middle of the road then when i come down with my loud exhaust i look criminal and when they nearly swipe ya reversing out you get the dirtys! i forgive most because there just plain old milf some gilf
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Re: We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
hahahaha i thought i had road rage mate i work on the rail way so wear full oranges but jesus why would i want to show them off when you look a Camel in them anyway and its the arseholes who fool for it as if the poilce are going around in a clapped-out banger with a 3 quid hi vis in the back
next time you go by them just show them the middle finger and kick the wing mirrior off for being a fake son of a bitch :wanker
next time you go by them just show them the middle finger and kick the wing mirrior off for being a fake son of a bitch :wanker
"good" is a matter of opinion...its a 90's bike...styling is purely up to you, but its a nice bike, dont make it look like some wannabe-toad-looking-need-for-speed-ricer-pile-of-crap...