Most Embarrassing Sex Experience?

[mycallsevern]

hmm thats not embarrassing that cool
2 birds @ the same time you should have tried for another get together with em

I'm still in contact with her actually.

This is a link to her myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =144435702

[superman]

ahhh yeaaa shes not bad at all mate you should try a second crack i tell ya unless afew av already been there but still

[mycallsevern]

Yer shes a lovely girl, she sent me some pics of her new piercing tuther day, I don't think they are appropriate for posting on here though

[superman]

ahhh send em to evr1s private boxes lmao. all i can say to ya is defo worth a pun. unless she has 3 legs or somet or possibly 2 big toes

[mycallsevern]

..... or possibly 2 big toes

Yer thats a funny thread, though I did sleep with a lass who only had one leg.

[superman]

LMAO haha 1 leg what was that like shouldnt laugh really should i but anyway.

[mycallsevern]

Its ok we laugh about it all the time, she was stunning though, looked a bit like that cheerleader from Heroes on BBC2. It was good though she was wild in the sack and she couldn't run away haha.

[superman]

lol i suppose she couldnt run, did she go ontop i bet that was abit lopsided werent it. how did she loose a leg. to be fair theres a stunin bird who goes in the local totally stunin but she has no legs.

[Jamz]

lol i suppose she couldnt run, did she go ontop i bet that was abit lopsided werent it. how did she loose a leg. to be fair theres a stunin bird who goes in the local totally stunin but she has no legs.

Oh god there are so many jokes and things I'm determined not to say!!!


(and leave Kate out of it! )

[masterofinsanity]

like all the birds in our local are legless?

[mycallsevern]

She lost it in a horse riding accident, I always said those things were bloody dangerous. It was amputated just above the knee so she could do most popular positions