lazily slip between your teeth, and then YOUR TEETH CLAMP TOGETHER!!!ARGHHHHH!!!
What the f***???
Who gave my damn jaw permission to chomp my
almost in half? I certainly bloody well didn't!It's like you're aware of the
moving, and then have absolutely no control over the instinct to chomp. Like a bad dream.The pain soon wakes you up, and then you can look forward to having a few ulcers on your
by the next day. I wonder if anyone has bitten their right off like this? It seems possible, because it's not just some little nibble – it's a full power shark attack!This actually happened to me a few nights ago for the first time in about a year.
I wonder if this is how people are said to eat
s in their sleep? Although I found out the other day that all this "You eat 4 s a year on average" type stuff is bullocks. You CAN eat s in your sleep, but it's very rare, and the chances are you've never done it. Having said that, some unlucky bugger must have…Imagine brushing your teeth and spitting out a few big hairy legs?
With one of my ex's, I had a few problems sometimes when I slept with her. I'd have my arms around her, and in much the same way as the involuntary chomping, I'd feel my finger curl up, digging my nail into her skin like some Evil monkey's paw!
I'd feel myself doing it, but couldn't stop it. Then she'd scream and pull my hand off her. I know I shouldn't find it funny, but I do! Hehehe! I'd wake up laughing, too!
Maybe something has taken over my body, but is only strong enough to gain full control when I'm asleep?
If that is the case, today could be the day it has it's wicked way, because I am knackered to death! I woke this morning feeling like I had just left the pub. Did I get any sleep at all, or was I too busy eating myself in my sleep?
Meh, I dunno. But I'm struggling to get through the day, that's for sure!
Have any of you ever damaged yourself or others in your sleep?
