sounds like you need to get ya ass out the garage, get ya ass down to boots get some nice massage oils ( local sex shop sells this too ) nip to a music shop buy some lionel richie (sp) nip to tescos buy a nice 13 percent minimum alcohol bottle of wine or two

, get home make dinner or order it

, whilest eating dinner crack that bottle of wine open make sure you fill her up more than yours, get her legless whip out the L/R cd and play, mention some sweet words in her ear and slowely start to undress your women -

bed etc rug;)

, whip out the massage oil now in small amounts apply to the shoulder blades and apply pressure in circular motions with ya finger tips then work your thumbs up past her spine and over her neck and procede to work out the tention here, whilest doing this nibble on her ears and nip her butt cheeks a couple times, by now she be melting into putty, around about here you will want to work your hands in other places ( hang on do kiddies read this site i tone it down from here ) remove the bottom underwear, then procede to tickle her pickle untill she cries out that big oooOOH

, then give her some good ole man meat, end result give ya women the attention she needs you get ya end away then you get some peacefull times with the bike, remember you have 2 rides to sort out not one !!,