Horse Shite!!!!!

[diesel]

hiya guys. quick question. i live in deep south wales and like to blast round the country roads. trouble is , there are so many horses dumping all over the place i was wondering if when it rains does it become mega slippery. seen as its basically grass and we all know thats a fucker to ride on

i know its a weird topic but i really reckon there is a good chance of an off if you come into contact with it, especially as the dozy glue merchants do it on corners.

[masterofinsanity]

Gems the man for this.

[nitro_rhys]

hiya guys. quick question. i live in deep south wales and like to blast round the country roads. trouble is , there are so many horses dumping all over the place i was wondering if when it rains does it become mega slippery. seen as its basically grass and we all know thats a fucker to ride on

i know its a weird topic but i really reckon there is a good chance of an off if you come into contact with it, especially as the dozy glue merchants do it on corners.

you ride through crosskeys the other day?

[diesel]

nah rhys. my bike is being resprayed atm. im in ammanford btw

[zimm]

yeh, horse shits slippery ..

ammanford .. ?

im just t'other side of Carmarthen, Cwmduad.

[RedexRobB]

You ask as if you would normally plough on through horse poo if it were dry,

To be avoided at all costs id have thought, wet or dry, anything that comes between tyre and tarmac cant be a good thing!

[billy big skid]

It had me off a couple of years ago. A horse had sh*t on the road and then it had been spread by cars. Add to this the rain that was falling at the time and it was like ice. I turned right onto said road and ended up on my butt as soon as i opened the throttle.
B*st*rds should be made to clean it up.

[garyzxr400]

would need one hell of a poopascopa bag

[rene]

All horses and riders on the road should be shot. The f**king things made me nearly crash so many times. If I see one on the road I pin it on the limiter and hope it dumps the rider on there butt! It’s not like there isn’t many bridleways for them to go down why the f**k do they need to f**k everyone off on the road

My rant for the day..

[masterofinsanity]

does my head in on the pathways too, i cycle to work and guarantee everyweek some horse has shat all over the pathways i use, this is a public path so why aren't they made to clean up like us dog owners have to?? :smt013

[rene]

in MK the police ride around on horses. They toad all over the place and never gets cleaned up. If i dog shits they'll give you a £500 on the spot fine.

[diesel]

thats the annoying thing here. we live in the middle of the back end of beyond. hardly fook all to see apart from fields and hills and the glue pots are on the roads. got tax for that thing sir. MOT? Licence? insurance? no. then get the f*** off our roads. and dont get me started on the cyclists round here. or the fucking sunday drivers. :smt013

[Gemini]

they dont have to clean up like dog owners cuz unlike dog toad, horse toad is more natural so doesnt pose as much of a risk

[masterofinsanity]

f*ck it i'm feeding the dogs grass from now on and they can sh*t where they like.

[rene]

how do you get un-natrual toad? I dont want them shitting on the path becauses it looks disgusting and makes my shoes smell bad