Two Birds With One ZXR!

[Jamz]

I was just thraping it down the dual carriageway when up ahead in my lane I saw two birds sat pecking at something dead.

Two cars passed then in the right hand lane, so I thought they'd fly off before I got to them. They didn't.

I slammed the brakes on just as they both took flight, and tried to avoid them both by going through the middle, but *SPLAT*

Not only did I go straight through the dead thing, but also hit both the damn birds at about 120mph!

EWWWW!!!!!!

I eased the speed down, weaving a bit to see if anything had broken or would fall off, had a quick look down to see if I was covered in guts, and waited for the stench of frying guts to come off my radiator and downpipes...

As it turns out, I can't see any mess and don't appear to have any red on me.

You should have seen the look on the receptionists face when I asked her if I was covered in guts, though!

R.I.P. retarded little not-quite-so-flyey-now dudes!

[masterofinsanity]

so speed does kill then !

[Gemini]

i hit a feckin duck in the astra on sat morning.

dumb C*nt

gem

[Jamz]

so speed does kill then !

's alright!

I hit both birds but I missed the one's pushchair she was pushing!

[Jamz]

i hit a feckin duck in the astra on sat morning.

dumb C*nt

gem

I hope you went back to 'check if it was ok'???

There's good eating on one of them!

[Vard66]

R.I.P. retarded little not-quite-so-flyey-now dudes!

ROFL!

This was just not what I expected this topic to be about.

[Xphyral]

well done jamz, about time those lil birdies got their just desserts.. one of those little sparrow like feckers broke my collarbone once when i was "progressing" down a dual carriageway. never have managed to get my own back yet

[Jamz]

My next challenge is grabbing a bird out of mid air as I ride past!

[Vard66]

My next challenge is grabbing a bird out of mid air as I ride past!

I'd pay to see a competition along those lines.