My name is Bruce, and I have been riding motorbikes for about two years. I have a Triumph Daytona 675, which I use on weekend breakfast runs etc. I also have a Honda CRF230, which I use for off-roading. I have just recently (last week) bought an L3 ZXR400 racing-spec track bike, as I do not want to risk dropping my 675 on the track.
I have only recently been given the MonkeyBusiness nickname, due to me hitting a fully grown Baboon at 215km/h on our Sunday breakfast run about 3 weeks ago. I fortunately did not drop my 675, but damaged the fairing slightly, bent my brake pedal 180 degrees, and damaged the ligaments in my right ankle. The doctor said that if it wasn't for my racing boots, I would probably have lost my foot. More importantly, I definitely think I cheated death on this occasion
